Chuck's been taking his laptop to work almost every night and we all know how I feel about his computer... But anyway, I feel like I've neglected this blog for too long and it's time to get back on track, regardless of the nearly collapsing desk and monitors so tall I hurt my neck when looking at them. Broken legs and whiplash are just some of the pains I'm willing to endure for my faithful reading public, all 2 of you.
Chuck, that wonderful man, has been helping me out every day with laundry and doing dishes. While he is stuck at home with Luke and no car, I still like to think he'd be doing those things even if he could escape the house. So kudos to you, Chuck!
It's actually been a good 2 weeks as far as buying cool stuff goes. I bought two units* of Spanx high-rise panties. I'll have to take some before and after pics, they do their job well.
I also have other pictures I need to upload, but I can't find a single USB port on this bloated sideways coffee table Chuck calls a computer. I'd probably kill myself tripping over things to get to the back and, while I love you all, I have my limits.
It's a good thing I got my school refund check and am the new owner of a 'flamingo pink' laptop! Now I can upload photos and bookmark pictures of kittens with pancakes on their heads without risking my stuff being erased. Once it and my new printer get here, I will set up a nice workstation from which to email pictures of my children covered in substances and post stories of embarrassing things I said to the neighbors.
I'm also selling my flood-damaged car and getting my large tax refund on Friday, with which I will purchase more things. The Lowes by my house has 50% off grills right now. I know there's 1.5 feet of snow on the ground right now, but I also plan on buying a snowblower in July if it makes you feel any better. I like having my priorities in order!
So once again, I have no pictures for you. I've explained why. All I have is empty promises and well wishes.
Till next time!
*Why would they call a single panty a "pair"? It's one unit of panty, why pluralize it? If I were to say I bought two pairs of something, wouldn't that mean I have 4 of them? Now I'm confused.
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